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Parody of "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie
lyrics
I know this whole thing's bound to flip your lids
I'm sure you've seen me hangin out with pharaoh's kids
I ran away, but now I'm back for more
Shalom - it was me you were waitin for
I know it comes as a surprise
It's cuz when I was a child,
to avoid the executions I got tossed into the Nile.
I was found and raised in wealth,
and I never had a clue
til a burning bush just told me I'm a Jew
If that's a lot to process, just hold on
the next thing I'm about to say might rub you wrong
It seems we have to find a brand new home
Shalom - but we really gotta go
Cuz the pharaoh says "it's cool"
that he hopes we have a ball
But I can't quite shake the feeling that he wants to kill us all.
Now I don't know where to go,
and I don't know what to do.
But I'm yahweh and I'm saying "I'm with you"
Shalom - I just came to let you know
That we're running out of time,
and the king's been in a mood.
I suggest you grab your sandals.
Come with me and we'll vamoose
Cuz the tensions getting high and we haven't much to lose,
So let's start the great egressing of the Jews
