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Trump Yourself

from Holiday Harmonies by Nick Darrow

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Parody of "Love Yourself" by Beiber

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I can't believe that you're throwing a parade
because this guy says he will give up his pay.
If you really think he's smart, oh God you're in bad shape.
There aint no way he'll make America great.

And I never thought that anyone -
No, not anyone, anywhere would be dumb enough to praise him
for the things he's saying.
I can't believe what's going on.
And I think if you can't see that he's a walking train wreck,
you should get your brain checked.

The Pope, he don't like him - and he likes everyone.
He don't even try to admit when he is wrong.
But you get so caught up in his drama, your common sense is gone
it's all a show and now I think that you should know...

That if you like the things he says that much,
then baby you should vote for Trump yourself.
And if you think that he's what's best for us,
then maybe you should go and fuck yourself.

He's always saying that he has all these plans.
The biggest problem is that they don't make sense.
And if you try to say his information is wrong,
he'll double-down and question where you come from.

And he's gonna say "you don't belong,"
cuz if anyone disagrees with him he thinks they're a traitor,
communist, or hater
And then he's gonna build a wall,
cuz he says that migrants are usurping U.S. places,
but really he's just racist.

The KKK like him, and they hate everyone.
And he'd rather die than admit when he is wrong.
And he gets so caught up in his lies,
he don't know which one he's on.
He's clearly slow,
and yet he's leading in the polls.

So if you like (etc.)

Oh every time that he opens his mouth,
another seed of his stupidity sprouts
within a fertile mind too dumb to work things out.
And just believes what some loud, idiot shouts.

So if you like (etc.)

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from Holiday Harmonies, released December 20, 2016

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He lives in Los Angeles. He doesn't really like Los Angeles.

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